Like a lady. Someday.

Susan: (Keeps crying) I can't help it. My hormones are in overdrive. Didn't you get that way?

Bree: No, never.

Susan: Really? Not even when you heard an acoustic guitar?

Bree: No, never!

Susan: Oh, I just can't control myself like that.

Bree: Oh, sure you can. Whenever I feel my emotions getting the best of me, I simply picture an empty box and I take whatever I'm feeling and put that in the box. And then, I picture myself putting the box away in a big, empty closet and closing the door. Then, if I have time, I go back and open the box and deal with the emotion, in private, like a lady.

(Desperate Housewives, Season 4)